...popgun wedding

Several of the brides family didn't make it through the reception dance that evening

....Space doubt ?

...tails from the Baaaard.

Tails from the Baaaard.
(Sorry William)

Bad nights sheep

Would the world ever have known the triple point of a sheep without Dennis' inovative experimentation ?

...smugness before a fall

Just when you're patting yourself on the back & thinking what a good job you've got along comes the management to turn things on their head.
Bless em'

...viruses of the unexplained

Sasquatch virus. v [Med.] : An unexplained strain of influenza that people claim to contract, but without any real evidence to prove it's existence.

.....also the main cause of the majority of 'duvet days'

...doctors rounds

Ok some of my cartoons my be tangental or obtuse. This ones is just a round of two dimensional, bad quality geometry puns. A total sin cos' there is no real focal point to transverse this from this null set of ideas into a more solid sphere of humour. Truely this line is not my area. My translation of these notions looses something from their original magnitude, & is left un-paralelled & looking a little plane.
My apologies.

...counting sheep

Young Jerry counted to 1003 before his dream trebuchet' broke and he chuckled himself to sleep

...professional bullshit

It appears to me that those who can't make it in a true profession become a consultant.

I've not quite worked out if the level of inability derives from a root of idleness, niavity or plain stupidity.
Possibly a combination of all, but of course it's not their fault & you will pick up the bill for thier mistakes.






There may be an element of bitternass attached to theis rant, but I think I may have gotten away with it.

...hitting the nail on the head

"health & safety regulation head protection" came the nails reply.