Wednesday, November 26, 2008

...weapons of mouse destruction

Weapons of mouse destruction.

By strange a coincidence this pair were called Shrewbert Einstein
& J. Rodent Oppenheimer.

Later Oppenheimer went on to develop Catomic power.

The world almost had kittens the first time it was used in anger.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

...the D-plan diet

Carl loved dung, I mean really loved dung
,but sticking to this diet was really too much like pushing it up hill.

Monday, November 24, 2008

...cold or mildly tepid ?

We went sailing as planned this Sunday past.
The weather was not entierly planned, although it was taken on as a challenge.
(Well no one was backing down anyway)

Couple of things I've learned now about sailing in a snow storm.

1) The boat fills with snow
2) The bailers designed for the slightly more fluid version of water don't work with snow.
3) Which ever tack you are sailing on is the side of you that will form a small snow drift.
4) You always appear to be sailing into the stuff, even when sailing down wind.
5) It's quite cold on the ears.
6) Its quite cold on the toes.
7) It's best not to put your feet into the water.
8) Sailing into snow & eye glasses are the best combination.
9) Falling in the water no longer becomes a trivial option.
10) Hot tea is quite nice.
11) Your popularity wanes a smidgen if you forget to turn the heating on in the changing rooms.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

...hard core

Born of bad seed & rotten to the core.
'Bad apple' Jack was wanted for rustling leaves & bushes all along the herbaceous borders, along with his gang of wild herbs.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

...zombie fruit showdown

...and where you find one zombie banana you know the rest of the bunch are not far behind.

....tomorrows episode Zombie Bakery, "Dawn of the Bread".

Monday, November 17, 2008

...lament of a lost carrot

Jasper cursed when he caught the wrong bus, to the wrong side of town at the wrong time of day.
It was true, it was a warren of little streets with peeling eyes on each corner.

Friday, November 14, 2008


Fossil evidence for 'Cakedown man' can be found in the sedimentry soft strata between the layers we call the 'Battenburg slice'

Thursday, November 13, 2008

...greedy cow

Dennis was not impressed by his share of the Sedge Fund.

Cud do better.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008 sheep

1968, a lesser known event before the first recognised moon landings.

Thursday, November 06, 2008

...pointed questions

Popping such sharply, pointed questions often came with a gusty reply.

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Monday, November 03, 2008

...I didn't moo it !

Sudden Chill ?
"Must be Autunm" thought Dennis