Tuesday, February 27, 2007

...Boston rubber duck party.

"So what kind of Political statement does this make then? , eh !" Sam exclaimed.
"Sorry Sam, we were fed mis-information. A mistake. Honest Indian", came Georges' shifty reply
"Mis-information !, Mis-information! How ever is it going to look if we make rash decisions based upon hear-say, flim flam & poor intelligence ?"
"Well, we hadn't considered that , I guess the information suited our need" , George mumbled as he looking at his feet, trying to hide his smirk.
"I'm sorry mate";Sam balled "but you can't just waltz onto someones property ,destroy goods & claim it was all for the good of the nation without any hard and fast reliable source of information to back you up. How ever will history view that ? Tsk"

Sam stomped of to have a cup of tea & a sit down.

Monday, February 26, 2007

...conspiracy theories.

The cow on the knoll....maybe
Lord Lucan didn't surely.
...all conspiracy theories welcome.

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

...moment of weakness

In a moment of weakness, I aquired a second Flickr Pro account.
So instead of the link to my "My last 200 cartoons"
Its now a link to all the ones I put on the net in the last year & a smidgen.

I like the idea that the link will be ever increasingly wrong.
The warm feeling of disorder.

Monday, February 19, 2007

...naked & all tied up.

I wanna be A Dave.
....but with more dancing & more moonlight involved.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

...all the food groups.




Ok. I guess this post has nothing to do with the food groups.
,but I'm sure there is an underlying connection here somewhere, cunningly subtle so as not to be obvious at all.

(....and yes I know how to spell hamster.
Stupidity is a lifestyle choice.)

Monday, February 12, 2007

...chickens in a red telephone box

( It is what it says on the tin. )

......if this were not legal it might be funny.

Oh...... and when I mean legal , I mean battery farming legal , not hens kept in a telephone box legal.

If you ever see a product label marked " raised in a telephone box " , DON'T BUY IT !. ... It's immoral.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

...fishy deals

...after that day Carl would never shake on a deal again.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

...fish tales

"....are the fish biting ?, mate, the fish are so hungry you have to hide behind a bloody tree to bait your hook ! "

Monday, February 05, 2007

...seasonal switch.

(When I have nothing to say I blog. The anti-DesCartes. "I don't think, therefore I blog".
So back to silliness then.)

Watching a squirrel today & wondering a) Should it be awake this time of year ? b) whats so urgent that it needs to run everywhere?
Came to this conclusion based on the evidence.

Squirrels :-
a) Often unreasonably hyperactive & odd behaviour.
b) Known to bury the odd stash here & there.
c) Flakes out & sleeps for prolonged periods.
d) Wakes up with the munchies.

Is this the behavioral pattern of your typical Junkie ?

Thursday, February 01, 2007

...missing captions.

.....,because this went of in a random direction whilst drawing even I don't quite know what it's all about.
So Im gonna leave it open for a caption competition.