Friday, February 29, 2008

....true facts about nature

True facts about nature #1 : The mountain goat.

It's a little know fact that mountain goats utilise sink plungers to aid them in their accent of steep slopes, where as the mountain lion prefers a system of electro-magnets.

(don't say you don't learn anything useful here)

Thursday, February 28, 2008

...nose to tail

So I've got to go up to London at the weekend, which means driving in the most god awful traffic.
Hate it.

Thursday, February 21, 2008 safety

Yes its a necessity , but I kind of get bored with the level of health & safety awarness being thrust at me every day .

I think I might produce a line of warning lables that just read, "Danger beware or everything"
just so I can cut through all the arse covering rubbish & safety training regimes & get on with my work.

There that's just about everything covered.
Now you've been warned and informed do you feel safer ?

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

...honey pot

...and you think ants are irritating.

Friday, February 15, 2008

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

...steppe back in time

This is a case of me sitting down & doodling & never quite knowing where it's going .
Really not quite sure about the results of this method.
They usually end up just being odd.

Well more odd then my usual odd.

Friday, February 08, 2008

...heaps of sheeps

So the next windy day look up & just check.
The fluffy white things whizzing past might not be just clouds.

Thursday, February 07, 2008 warning light

For the sake of politeness; I'm not going to follow up with the "shepherds delight"

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

...wooly excuses

My top 13 excuses

Sorry I don't have a phone. (Im anti social . Leave me alone)
Sorry I don't have a telly (No really; I don't want to talk Soap Operas with you , go away)
Oh dear. I think I'm booked to run a course that day (I really dont want to go out)
Oh; I don't use that e-mail address anymore ( Saw your e-mail , couldnt be bothered to answer it)
Hmm, not sure my car will last that journey ( No I won't give you a bloody lift)
I couldn't find it ( I just couldn't be bothered to look)
What ? , I like my hair long (Really can't be bothered to get it cut)
Oh , I thought that was on the 12th (Bugger, I plain forgot your birthday)
I like my old car (ok , so I'm too tight to buy a new one)
I didn't do it (Thanks Bart Simpson, you found the ultimate excuse for all things)
Sorry, but I dont like you (Opps I put sugar in your tea)
Oh, that's your cat, I thought that was the cat that has been urinating in my garden for the past year. (I ran over your cat repeatedly in my car, oops)

Well I like to blog rubbish you know (My sanity is slowly slipping away)

Monday, February 04, 2008

...lemon preservation

Preservation of fruits within a fluid.


I would like to point out simular techniques can be applied to other friut; limes for example or non citric varieties such as glassed cherries.
With the implication of some other equipment such as small paper umberellas , pointed wooden sticks & even the introduction of a naked flame. These can enhance the fruit preservation process.

The important thing to remember with any of these methods is the basic evapouration principle.
All preservatives should be syphoned off & replaced on a regular basis so as not to damage the fruits due to the results of evapouration.
I.E. evaprotive cooling or imbalance in the concentration of the fluid solution due to vapourisation of one or the other component parts.

Friday, February 01, 2008

...greener grass

mmmm, suckered every year , must be pay review time again .