Wednesday, November 29, 2006

...random spare parts.

Finding spare parts in your boat is not a joyous thing.

Mike Goulding found himself with two spare parts in his boat this week.
Credit must go to him for abandoning his second place position in the current 'Velux Five Oceans' RTW race & rescuing fellow British competitor Alex Thompson from his yacht in the face of hurricane winds.
Happy to see this spare part.
A tough break for Alex as his canting keel broke & capsized him in the middle of the southern ocean.

Mikes mast then broke some hours later due to the stress of the weather.
an unwanted spare part.

...and still they race on.

Makes me wonder how in the light of such acts in the name of sport how footballers always win the top sporting awards.

Friday, November 24, 2006

...Waynes world.

Does my bum look big in this ?, Am I attractive ?

Questions on mass.

Well when you bum creates it's own gravitational pull then the honest answer is YES.

(Sometimes I get bored of flirting around the truth for the sake of social politness.)

Thursday, November 23, 2006

...vigilante cow suprise

The moral of this tale ?...
...Never trust a smiling cow.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006


I wish blogger were a Panda, & I could poke it with a stick.
Something that was black & white & that although slow might respond.

,but no, it's not.

They tell me to switch to the new improved version.
This strips all my HTML rubbish that I've added & then forgotten how to replace.
When I try to paste it back, it throws errors at me.
No matter how I prod It won't do what it used to.


(Where my stick?)

Monday, November 20, 2006


Well It was a Year and a month ago since I started drawing again.
It was a year ago since I started blogging.

It was my intention to draw one per day, during my lunch break.
The idea being that; if someone saw me drawing, they would assume I was busy & leave me alone.
(I used to loose a lot of lunch breaks because the KENYAJUSTS would hang around me like flies)

Well it seems to have worked, not every day, but people are getting the message now.


My flickr account only records the last 200 cartoons , but I think I've done around 300. Not so bad.
It's kept me happy.
My shiny thing syndrome has and still continues to get in the way .

So now I 've celebrated by upgrading the blogger , & cocking the layout up.

Sigh , never mind.

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

...100% fool proof.

Actually Ive done some works in a brewery & I guess It may be pretty hard to organize a full blow piss up , what with all the hygene & health & safety regulations & the lack of readily accessible finished products.

No , it may be easier in a bottling factory.

What ever , I'm off to take in a show of the popular beat combo Motor Head.

Monday, November 13, 2006

...preacher doth come.

Schoolboy humour, has it really come to this ?

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

...evil twin.

When Lassie came home, it was unfortunately her evil twin.

My evil twin Zutos has me under survailance & gaurded at present, so I've not had much to say for myself for a while.
Once I bite through my chains, things will change again.
...& the madness will go on, one step beyond.

Monday, November 06, 2006

Thursday, November 02, 2006

...robbery with a concealed aerosol.

Bazza & Kev realised their mistake after they shouted,
"Put all your shit in this bag"