Wednesday, September 26, 2007

...bananas split


Fruit horror films.

Dawn of the 'veg'.
My bloody 'nectarine'
'Fruit' basket case
Jack the 'pipper'
The people who live under the 'pears'
The 'fruit' fly
Naked lunch
Devils avacardo
I know what you did last summer 'pudding'.
Straw'berry' dogs.
Cry of the 'lychees'
Innocent blood 'orange'.
28 'grapes' later
The 'pinapple' ring

Friday, September 21, 2007

...plastic surgery

Mrs Potatoechip undergoes a little nip & tuck.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

...astro pranks

Arnold's boyish pranks back fire when he sticks a potatoe in the space shuttles tail pipe.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

...Lunar smoke

So the smoking ban in public & work spaces is now a legal position.
...and because it's legal , it is being implemented and enforced.
Despite the fact we've known its been coming for a while now in the UK we still have to suffer a raft of whiny smokers complaining about having to leave the building & often the site to have a sly ciggy.

My position on this has always been:

We don't provide a den for junkies to shoot up during work
or a bar for alcoholics to get smashed in.

So why should we even consider giving people the time to sneak off and provide a warm, cozy place to feed their addiction ?

Smokers .....fuck em.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

...egyptian sheep theory

The only remaining glyph, thought to be of Ramisis XII

I really should take the time to translate

Monday, September 10, 2007 doubt

These were the things of my very early child hood
,But ive found much better ways to waste time now.

...and far more childish :O).

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

...inspiration from genius

I get odd inspiration from all sorts of places , people , odd remarks , twisted sentences & situations.
I think because I have been so busy of late I've been ignoring people & blanking out all thats going on around me. Inspiration has become dry.

When I started out drawing as a young teen, I discovered the wonderfulness Rhoald Dahl &
René Goscinnys' stories, Albert Uderzos' energetic drawings, the surreal situation humour of Gary Larson, the moralistic yet strangley sinister humour of Hilair Beloch .
I like to think there is still a little bit of all of this rolled up in my scribbles along with an unhealthy mix of my dry, sarcastic & strange outlook.

When I stopped drawing in my early twenties it was because I became distracted, became too busy, ignored everything around me.

I achieve a new awarness of new things surrounding me a few years ago. My situation changed. I Started drawing again. With new sources of inspiration.

Im hoping my distractions are not starting change things back again.