Friday, March 30, 2007

...ball games. just is what it is.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

...unappreciated work

It's one of the great questions that every office worker at times must ponder.

" I wonder how long it would be before anyone noticed I had died at my desk "

....or is that just me on a non-appreciation trip today ?

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

...high anxiety.

I stupidly suggested I could do a cartoon parody of a Hitchcock film.
Only to remember afterward that High Anxiety was essentialy already a parody of the Hitchcock genre.

Do two parodies make it right ? a sort of double negative thing.

Monday, March 26, 2007

...missing days

...Nessies last recorded movements before she dissapeared off of the radar forever.


...and yes I know erosion is spelt with one R. Blimey ! , You wouldn't believe how many English teachers suddenly pop out of the woodwork to critique.


The truth about sheep.
...for those of you who didn't know this....well now you do

Bernard suffers a small set back & no longer ruled the roost.


I should make the attempt to post more often , but the truth is I'm very lazy.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

...lepidopterists' nightmares

...when the scientist becomes the science.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007 cooling

Government Science advisers.

The phone call went like this......

Hi George, yeah , it's Dougie. Listen I've had a really good Idea about that whole Global Warming situation we've been skirting, ducking and diving around.
I can make it look as if we are really contributing to global cooling !.....and get this we can fuel it all off a totally sustainable source of energy to boot.

Yeah that's it, the whale oil, ..........yeah of course its abundant, it's swimming around out here for the taking.

Of course the greens wouldn't object !, can they , its a natural resource. It's Win / Win dude......

........and so on.

(this may be a twisted view and not entirely accurate )

Monday, March 19, 2007


For those of you who ever wanted to know what one of these "Super food groups" were
Now you know.

....or is it just another buzz phrase for somthing we already knew, packaged & represented to us by the nanny state?

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

...being curious

I'm leaving this cartoon open to suggestions to captions.
This same cartoon is posted here & elsewhere
Im just curious to see what different approach I would get (if any) to this.
How it is perceived.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

...disassembly language

...because every thing is a bug to somthing else and eventually it will pull the legs off, because it can.

Im sure there was a lesson preached one time by some guy about not doing unto others yada yada yada.

I can see this being practiced on the young apprentice lads at work

So I will change this & not paraphrase.

Don't become the spiteful bullying bastard that made your life hell as a young trainee.

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

...waiting for the fall.

For those who always speculated on how sheep may get down from trees , now you go to bed happy in your new knowledge.

...........coming soon. A series on how sheep get up into trees.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

...missed connections

A cartoon for the "Missed connections" project (See links for
The caption is a random advert placed in an "I saw you" lonely hearts column

I've left it like this for now, although I may change it to the less sentimental "Hey Ralph, how do you feel about ducks ?"

...because I can.

Monday, March 05, 2007

...raw veg & fresh meat

I should start to do a themed strip just like many of the other blogger cartoonists.
,But I could argue that I already have my theme.
A rich vain of non sensical gibberish & codswallop that runs through the whole series.