Wednesday, January 30, 2008

...class A shrubs

Selling grass to sheep.
When I was younger; I always thought my father was being daft when he said they were selling sand to the Saudies.
Turns out he was right.
It's a strange world.

Monday, January 28, 2008

...a big stud !

I have never been much of one for Jewellery at the best of times, save the odd special occasion.
So tongue studs & belly button rings sort of confuse the hell out of me.
Why have something that spends its day hidden ?

Then again; I suppose if you're the kind of person brave enough to have your willy pierced then I guess you'd be quite happy to wave it around in public :O)

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

...captions wanted

Every now & again I like to leave a cartoon open for folk to write a caption.
This one was odd enough for just that.

Some already done here from Flickr
(Probably a silly thing putting a link to navigate away when I'm asking for a caption to be left)

1) "Harrold just could'nt manage a third board in a muinite"

2) "Harold was getting increasingly frustrated with both the bit of lamb stuck in that annoying interdental place and Trevor's inability to just wait a flaming minute."

3) "...and thats how Harrold discovered he was allergic to board wax."

4) "Harrold was glad he hadn't bet on how many boards he could stick up his nose."

5) "Harold had been so sure that he'd seen Rolf Harris get a tune out of one."

6) "Harrold tests the new one minute tounge piercing kit."

7) "Man that cuttlefish was hard! Harold had discovered a whole new level of respect for budgies."

8) "Now just plus one of these under the tounge for a minute, until fully dissolved"

Harrold tries a new cure for wind.

Monday, January 21, 2008 enterprise

Pinching pens & the odd paperclip form the stationary cupboard is fair do.
Billy takes this to a whole new level. Not seen a full JCB earth mover in the shed yet, but it's probably buried.

Friday, January 18, 2008 eat dog

Yay , one less poodle in the world.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

...gnus & yaks

There was a joke in here somewhere .....when I started.

(all gone now.)

Wednesday, January 16, 2008


I took part in a meeting today between engineers & can honestly say for part of it I didn't understand what the hell was being talked about.

Acronyms , hate them. >8O{

Tuesday, January 15, 2008


Smorgasbord (n) Swedish hors-d'oeuvres; buffet meal with a variety of dishes.

Smorgasboard (n) Shark hors-d'oeuvres; buffet meal on a tray.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

...parafruit jump

Hate it when my packed lunch gets mixed up & put in the wrong place.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

...Knot wright

Learning the ropes.
A possible cartoon for the children's sailing school newsletter.

One has been put in the last few newsletters, but I'm running out of sailing cartoons (suitable for kids)
So it's sort of forced my hand to produce a few more sans dark undertones.

I'll blog them or put them up on flickr when they are all done.

Thursday, January 03, 2008

...where fore art thou Rudolf ?

...yeah , so it turns out Rudolfs an alcoholic
Why do think he has such a red nose.?

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

...roll out the barrels

...and that was it, the caramel barrels all gone. Christmas was over.
What was the point in prolonging the farce ?