...getting mugged.

Camamile Duntea was the scurge of Antipidean Tea rooms & outback cake shops, but was he prepared for the big city ?

...kitten juggling

Right & wrong , it's all a matter of skewed perspectives.

...VDU witch doctor.

It's problematical when I slip back into geek mode sometimes.
Folk don't know or care what the hell you're talking about, no matter how enthusiastic.
...the pit falls of being an engineer in a world that is increasingly technical against in the shadow of a low brow population.

...dogma

Dog truths. It's all been said before though.

...unmoving violation

Hare was later picked up on a moving traffic violation & Tortoise still won the day.

...unshore funds.

Dr Octopus's plans were thwarted when Constable Fisher slapped the cuffs on & on & on & on & on & on & on and on.


PC Fisher had known one day his patent octo-cuffs would come in handy one day.

As a conclusion.....

I do know that; in what became known as the 'Calamari trial'; Dr O was well grilled & verbally battered by lawyers. There were the usual tears & occasional ink blot of remorse, but sucker prints found at the scene of the crime meant a high tide of public opinion went against what was a rather watery defence, leaving Dr O high & dry. Eventually the sands of time ran out. He went to the chair & fried.

His accomplice scuttled off rather shellfishly.

...leftover cartoons

...Leftover cartoons , unloved, unblogged & forgotten

Sim had some peculiar ideas on global warming.

Cow-pot held a reign of tyranny over the pasture.

Like Chickenpox, but less chicken; more kitten.

.......zzzzzzz

Misplaced Concerns

Sheepolian Bonepart

...ruff trade.

Good dog Doug !

...invasive weather

Non invasive weather or whether not to invade.
Whether to Weather the storm or not to storm & wither ?
Snow go or go snow ?
...I'm writing rubbish again .
It's a seasonal affective disorder.

The UK amazes me sometimes
To be stunned into a standstill, due to weather that we know was coming just seems to me to be....well. Shall we say my flabber is well & truly gasted.

...the udder woman

Tsk, Dennis had strayed from the flock.