...counting sheep

Young Jerry counted to 1003 before his dream trebuchet' broke and he chuckled himself to sleep

...professional bullshit

It appears to me that those who can't make it in a true profession become a consultant.

I've not quite worked out if the level of inability derives from a root of idleness, niavity or plain stupidity.
Possibly a combination of all, but of course it's not their fault & you will pick up the bill for thier mistakes.






There may be an element of bitternass attached to theis rant, but I think I may have gotten away with it.