Monday, May 11, 2009

...doctors rounds


Ok some of my cartoons my be tangental or obtuse. This ones is just a round of two dimensional, bad quality geometry puns. A total sin cos' there is no real focal point to transverse this from this null set of ideas into a more solid sphere of humour. Truely this line is not my area. My translation of these notions looses something from their original magnitude, & is left un-paralelled & looking a little plane.
My apologies.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

...counting sheep



Young Jerry counted to 1003 before his dream trebuchet' broke and he chuckled himself to sleep

Friday, April 03, 2009

...professional bullshit



It appears to me that those who can't make it in a true profession become a consultant.

I've not quite worked out if the level of inability derives from a root of idleness, niavity or plain stupidity.
Possibly a combination of all, but of course it's not their fault & you will pick up the bill for thier mistakes.






There may be an element of bitternass attached to theis rant, but I think I may have gotten away with it.


Monday, March 30, 2009

...hitting the nail on the head



"health & safety regulation head protection" came the nails reply.




Friday, March 27, 2009

...random cartoons


Base of happiness


Bunny Folklore



Little Jimmy O



Normal Services will be....



Dark Feelings


Communications technology


Critics


Bowled over & pinned down




Just another bunch of random cartoons that Iv'e been too lazy to publish.

...Meh

Monday, March 23, 2009

...bunny abduction



The 'Cow incident' was bad enough , but Smithers Career would not recover from this latest embarrassment.


I the years to come the squirrels would prove his life could get worse.

Friday, March 13, 2009

...hive and seek




....and yes I know there are two P's in appearance ,but perhaps it's not only the B's that are disappearing , maybe next it will be the C's ,possibly whole consonants & soon the world ?

That will be a significant red letter day to note.

Saturday, March 07, 2009

...great moments


In June of 1896 , Benjiman T Bunny of Norfolk, England. captured the largest carrot held on record to date.
This feat was carried out with little more than a shovel & a carrot mating call learned from his great grandfather (Jethro Bunny Senior).
The beast weighed in at 24lbs 3 oz with a girth of 3', 4''.

The moment was captured by photograph hours after the event with Mr Bunny standing proudly astride his prize trophy.

Friday, March 06, 2009

...Oh so Jolly Roger



Roger, investment priviteer sailed the high accountant-seas
Taking other folks loot came easy. He would bury his booty in the deep hole of international banking & wait for the ill gotten fruits to grow. The roots of these investments may not have been the most stable , so when the ground was washed away beneath & investments floated offshore, often sinking without trace into the fiscal depths Roger was prepared.
Adept as a sub mariner and very jolly indeed.

Monday, March 02, 2009