...young meglomaniacs # 1

At the age of 6 Young Bobby No got his first junior shark pool
By age 15 & by working extra hard on his paper round, he had build his first secret submarine base.
By 21 he own a space platform in geostationary orbit, & was ready to plan for global domination.

...back in port.

Well back from furrin places.
A little browner, a little lighter in pocket & a lot less stressed.

Good friends , good sailing , good food & good riddance to work.
Ah , but all comes to an end though.

However, this is where I continue the theme of the lazy last weeks & not bother to post my sketches up.
I'll drop a link in instead. : 'TAKE ME TO THE CARTOONS'

...gone a troshun

In the tounge of my adopted county.

Um off fer a spot now ole partner
I unt be rown fe a cupple a weeks.
Um gunta see em furrun fellas in Greece arnta.
Unt no use tryunta hefa mardle with um mind, They unt talk loik what we do; do tha !

Roito, seeya laiter boys un guls.

...100% beef

"Well it is quite raw" , said the waiter.

"Raw ! RAW ! , it looks bloody livid to me"



I shall get back to updating this blog regularly soonish
I'm just going through a mixture of too much work, the beginning of the new sailing season, a lack of scanner still & a mild case of "shinny thing syndrome"

Oh plus a holiday looming, which may produce a cartoon sailing log again.

...Window sill theatre

The Shadow fleet sets sail across the window sill

and discovers the new world

The native folk curse the fleet & drive them from their shores.

The fleet runs...

,but fate is note kind & serves an ill wind.

All is against them.

Destruction inevitable.

The native folk cheer & celebrate with a nice cup of tea.

...Window sill theatre; the last bastion of the slightly insane.

...so far so, so good , so what ?

Well the stats so far. (and please excuse me for being abit of a stats geek)
It seems that I have 20 common subjects for cartoons plus a big pile of random ones which are unclassified

These being :

1) Sheep 74 No
2) Fruit & veg 27 No
3) Randy (a rather violent bear) 4 No
4) Colin (a rather violet elephant & part time caped crusader) 10 No
5) Aliens 19 No ( not as many as I thought considering they are all around us. Or maybe its the government probing me) 19 No
6) Harrold ( a rather violent chap with a small furry creature fetish) 3 No
7) Ducks chickens & penguins (quack , cluck & skibardeedoo) 26 No
8) Zombies (oddly not rather violent) 7 No
9) Movies (hmm, mostly abridged versions of films) 9 No
10) Monsters (yay) 29 No
11) Sea life & death ( its a rather violent place, wet too don't ya know.) 19 No
12) Sailing ( I should try it some time) 41 No
13) Bugs (you cant make an anagram of this one) 24 No
14) Cat, mouse & kittens (Awww, cute :O) ) 21 No
15) Polar , panda & assorted bears (Your never more that 2 meters away from one) 20 No
16) Mr Death (The cheeky chap) 5 No
17) Ego, I & Id (me me me me me me me) 24 No
18) Cows ( Don't trust em) 11 No
19 ) Video games ( beep) 6 No (beep)......(beep)
20) Space doubt ( I am & I have) 11 No

The tally as it stands is 470 cartoons online. (which doesn't match the number by a long way in my books)
Now Flickr reckons my stream has been ogled 22,266 times since I started it which considering it was on the banned & blacklisted list I guess isn't so bad.
The first one uploaded Jan 18th 2006 & the last one today.
I still don't have a scanner and am grumpy

Oh and my book had some limited appeal, but was discontinued when it was found to block the u-bend.

So hence the cartoon , I think I deserve a cup of tea.

I like tea.

...rescue services. What's that Timmy ?

I'd like to think Tonto would have saved them all, but as we know he was allergic to dog hair, located in the wrong hemisphere for kangaroos, hadn't had a CRB check; therefore was barred from working around children and frankly had racial issues with his long time colleague Mr The Ranger. Despite working as a team for many a year he couldn't grasp why the arrogant ,self important swine still insisted on being called Lone.

...abnormal service shall be resumed a.s.a.p.

I shall resume this blog & my cartoon flickr site when I can sort out a new scanner an a method of fitting 70 minutes into each hour.

Until then why dont you just switch off your television set & go do something less boring instead.

...the Easter sheep

It's a little known fact that sheep eggs are often passed off as Easter eggs.

...gimme your captions !

Gimme your captions for this one
& the best one I'll add to the cartoon & republish