...S.W.A.T. team.

The seige ended when sergants Thwacker & Crush ran in with cans of raid.

...short stories.

Two more abridged movies, but can you guess which ones ?

...in a galaxy far far away.......

Star Wars abridged.

Anakin goes to the dark side.
Luke defies his father.
Everyones happy.
The end.

...tribulations of a pet rock.

Ever the tragedian.
...there are some days when you feel even the rocks don't like you.

...lost.

Ive not been lost to TV, but my shiny thing syndrome has emerged once again & Iv'e been drawn to other media.

The upshot is , Iv'e not been drawing, blogging, doing any of the things that I feel Iought or thinking very much at all.

My god , that sound a night in front of the TV after all.

Im lost after all.

...bowl of lime green jelly.

The interllectual showdown left Bruce soundly beaten.

...wandering aimlessly.

Some days when the mind wanders aimlessly
it finds it's self in the strange corners that no sensible, self respecting mind should visit.

The sense of being beaten sub-conscious, coming slowly around & awakening back in the real world with an underlying feeling of suprise & bewilderment is often referred to as day dreaming.

This state is statistically responsible for 98.3% of production of images relating to sheep in hats & booties.

What the hell was I thinking.

Sorry.

...communication breakdown

This happened to me for the first time ever this weekend.
A windy day, so I instruct my two students to drop their main sail before they head back home to the jetty.
Moments later ,I can only watch, as the sails , the mast and standing rig fall gracefully into the water with two rather supprised young lads sitting agog on the side of the boat.
One then points at it and shouts to me.
"Our mast fell down."


Im glad they were observent, but it was a little overkill for the instruction given.

...fruit robot of death.

Oh dear , I've finally flipped.
A cartoon done for the 'Everybody draw this' group on Flickr.

...weapons of floss destruction.

This is in light of todays developments in North korea.

I had a number of captions for this, but don't really like any of them.
If anyone can come up with a good one I will change it & re-publish.

...death defying feat.

So my last two entries seemed to have failed to upload.
If this one works , then blogger lives still.

...rocking horse shit.

The result of another one of those rare and random conversations that one finds ones self drawn into, that go off at tangents and spiral out of all control.
Todays was an extream example that to paraphrase would render me blithering. So I wont attempt it.
Panda fillets were one of the milder inclusions.

...not the full pudding.

That elongated period in a restaurant between finishing a meal & paying the bill, when sensible conversation has run out, inevitably leads to ideas like this one.
Pudding is a good source of debate.

...alive.

Good for Doris.
I'm all for the 'do some thing that scares the hell out of you' each day attitude.
If only I could afford it.