Thursday, January 04, 2007

...test monkeys.

Giles , Roger and Andrew came the the conclusion there were no wise monkeys.....but then again they were the ones locked in a cage.

Animal Tests

My simple Animal test :

a) Is it not made of rock ?
b) Does it lack foliage or flowers ?
c) Does it require nuitriment derived from organic matter to sustain and prolong its own integrity ?

If the answer to these three questions is "YES" , then it's probably an animal.

So why we need to breed little critters & hide them away in fortified Cambridge labs, lacing them with drugs , cigarettes, make up & booze is beyond me.

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