Thursday, November 02, 2006

...robbery with a concealed aerosol.

Bazza & Kev realised their mistake after they shouted,
"Put all your shit in this bag"


OldHorsetailSnake said...

Wait a minute! Those are not dung beetles....Are they?

Amanda B. said...

That just reminded me of the joke:

The Hypnotist

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist
exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations".

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch..."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the
floor, shattering into a hundred pieces. .

"SHIT!!!" said the hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.

Must just be the word shit in it.