I could have hit on an idea to pep up all those dull products.
Forget new packaging & cool new adverts.
Lets make the products randomly explosive.
This gives the everyday stuff the thrill of Russian Roulette.
My suggestions for the treatment.
Dental floss. (as above)
Toothpaste (don't brush too hard.)
Eye drops (A real eye opener)
Tampons.(yikes, the very thought)
Hair gel (Arrogant salon types only)
Cigars (But then thats been done already)
Pop tarts (If they are not dangerous enough already)
Big Mac (This would halve the danger if a ratio of 1 in 50 exploded)
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