Thursday, July 13, 2006

...tortoise and the hare

I wonder if could we woo Disney into making somthing less saccharine.
Knock out a few Grimm fairy tales with the emphesis on the grim.
Songs by Alice Cooper not Tim Rice.
I wanna see Herbie re-made with Cristine in its place,
I wanna see Lassie replaced by Cujo.
Alice out of wonderland & going cold turkey.
Lets see Micky mouse spread the black death like any self respecting rat would do.

Disney , love the stories, hate the formulaic, repetetive, mindless, moral sweetness which encompasses every predictable release.

There....rant over.

How do we sneak Tarintino onto the board of directors ?


sim said...

...and yes I realise th hipocracy of drawing a cute pink bunny along side this post.

Anonymous said...

I wasn't going to point that out, but good that you noticed.
Actually, I've toyed with the idea of retooling Disney to reflect our current society: Goofy as a gang leader, Dumbo as the drug mule, Minnie has the hooker iwth the heart of gold, and Daffy as the DEA agent.
But that's me.

OldHorsetailSnake said...

Stephen King, then? Meets Walt Disney?

OldHorsetailSnake said...

P.S. I got a big laugh out of your peanut butter comment on my site. Indeed, I can't think of another use, now that you mention it.

Miss Cellania said...

My 9 year old asked me tonight, "Who's more famous, George Lucas, or Walt Disney?" I think I may introduce her to Tarantino!