...starfish

So Jenny became the worlds first starfish & Ronny suffocated painfully in the empty void of space.
Moral : Never leave your fish bowl beside the hat stand.

...great apes.

The problem with drawing cartoons is that people like cartoons, I think its considered throw away art, something that's trivial & expended once the humour has been extracted. This I suppose I have no problem with.
My problem with my cartoons is that as soon as people knew I was drawing them again at lunch times, then I get harassed by office staff asking for requests.
So I loose yet another lunch time doing something for someone which always makes me feel constrained & awkward.
Im always being asked to do caricatures, I truly hate this. It's not my thing. There are not many people in the world that look like dead sheep, so I struggle. (even fewer wear red booties).
Evil Plutos is going to have to emerge one of these days and put spikey things in the eyes of people who approach me as a lesson to others.
Or I should start wearing a sign "Beware, I'm grumpy".

Any way this is my excuse for not doing a bloggable cartoon today. The one I did was handed over and taken away never to be seen again. So I've posted yet another really old one.

Sorry.

...upper management structures.

Oh well , I should have stopped this one after the first panel.
Never mind it's done now.

This is an example of a rambling mind. I've gained a new company manager this week.
Not a bad chap , but Im sure an alien would request : 'Now take me to a better leader' after meeting him..
Im sure there's a saying about promoting the useless & keeping the best workers down. Should we take this as a compliment ?

...things that lurk.

I think it's cute my little Goddaughter (No 1) still believes in fairies & things that hide in the closet & under the bed.
Im sure if she read the newspapers & listened a bit more to the worlds media she would realize this is a pretty childish belief system.






OK , she's only 4 ,but that's surely no excuse.

...B(l)ogrolls

I shall post tomorrows cartoon today, because I know tomorrow I will not have the day to my self.
Just live with it, tomorrows 'cartoon of the day' is day early therefor will be the 'cartoon of the day' from yesterday for today (Thats tomorrow, the day after today) .
I had to all day today to sort this out.!.
If you read this tomorrow , please ignor the above as this will be the 'Cartoon of the day' , all be it from yesterday.

Which now begs the question, why am I preoccupied with caling all elephants Colin?
(Answers by the end of today.)
(Tomorrow not today , of course)

...gone with the wind

So it happened again today.
For the second time in a week I got my ugly mug captured in the regional newspaper.
Not sure I'm happy with my 15 minutes of fame , I thought they would be for somthing more extravegant than sailing.

10 things Ive not been noted for in the local media :

1) Dancing naked in the moonlight. (It passes the time)
2) Cow tipping. ( he he he)
3) Worrying sheep. (casual)
4) Petty arson.
5) Eating of the worlds largest Jaffa cake.
6) Butt naked streaking at Crown lawn bowling events.
7) Being a stand in bass player with Motorhead. (Move over Lemmy)
8) Further incidents of sheep worrying. (Pre-meditated)
9) Bra burning. (or the pre-requisite removal of)
10) Cartooning & tomfoolary.

I intend to put one of these things right , can you guess......

...the wrong rabbit.

'Ursa picked on the wrong rabbit,
on the wrong day.'

My little black mood has passed on.
& this rabbit has now put it's claws away.
I so wanted to have a shouty day today , but was denied by people being nice.
Where do all the worlds arseholes go when you want to rage at one?.

bettys' escape

bettys' escape, originally uploaded by PlutostheBubbleman.

Betty's daring escape was rapidly foiled by the vacuum cleaner.

...escape from the plenum

This cartoon nearly got scrapped today as I'd buggered up the lines of perspective.
This has'nt helped rid me of my bad attitude today.
I appear to be stuck somwhere between apathy & plain, numbing fatigue at the moment
Blogger photo-upload is playing up so I can't load up my rotten cartoon anyway.
So my world is conspiring agianst me to put anything onto blogger tonight.
I will try to link it to flickr, If that fails I'll protest by going to bed .
That'll teach 'em.
Oh yes.

...lab rabbits revenge

You never know what will go on in the minds of rabbits.