...me

Ive done some random blogging lately, Ive improved my spanish & blushed alot at some of the sites, but the ones I find intersting are about people & the breif insights they give into defferent lives.
The shortest way people do this is with the "100 things about me" , so here's mine.


1. Im Blonde.
2. My mum is Blonde & from Essex.
3. I like blonde jokes.
4. I rarely drink.
5. I go out of my way not to lie. Honesty is a good, not the best policy, but a good policy,
6. I own Two yachts,...well sailing boats, ....I mean Dinghies,.... Small Dinghies. ok, Im poor.
7. Even I consider myself odd.
8. Im 6" tall & the shortest bloke in my family. Hurumph.
9. I like tea.
10. My car is pink. - the gayest car in the village so I've been told.
11. Im not gay. (This may supprise some people)
12. Im single, again.
13. Im synical and sarcastic.
14. Despite several qualifications in English at school, I stel can't Speell.
15. I find it funny to work the phrase "dancng naked in the moonlight" into serious conversations at work. My work mates find it funny watching confused reps..
16. My conversations are rarely serious or linear.
17. I like tea.
18. Im a music junkie.
19. I detest vanity & selfishness in people.
20. I dispair at society.
21. I have no pets.
22. I tend to kill plants, even plastic ones.
23. My favourite colour changes with my opinions.
24. I like to make fun of the French & Welsh, but quite like the Welsh.
25. I don't like sheep. They like die at random & with out warning as if protesting about somthing.
26. I have many, many aquaintances, but few close friends.
27. I have ten toes & half a belly button.
28. I not good with people initially.
29. Im rapidly becoming a net potatoe.
30. I don't own a television set. 5 or 6 years now .
31. I tend to doodle in my lunch hour at work. An annoying habit.
32. I really do like tea.
33. I don't belive there is a god. I jokingly describe myself as an Agnostic fundamentalist. Non devil dodger, However I like the concept of a religion providing a set of rules from which society needs to function.
34. My family moto is "Heres to us & F.T.R." (thats fuck the rest) This was my Grandmothers doing . Seriously!
35. I have one brother.
36 At the age of 33 I gained a secret sister. I learned this at a wedding along with fathers' shocked second wife.
37. Im happy & content.
38. I can be a little niave.
37. I once set fire to my school playing field, accident of course.
38. Im too slim for a chap.
39. I used to play rugby , In the front row as a prop forward. It hurt.
40. Ive never ever seen my neighbours in the flat below mine.
41. I like cats , dislike dogs.
42. I play the guitar badly.
43. I can only sing when drunk. Usually on tables. (Hence see point 4)
44. Im a qualified senior sailing instructor, this frightens the hell out of me with large groups of childen as my responsability.
45. Despite my religous standing I am a Godfather. I was tricked!, but I believe in the purpose of the post.
46. I find I can have no opinions on wall paper, curtains , most fabrics or pointless orniments.
47. Never had a seroius relationship. This makes me sad, but the selfish side of me likes being single & doing what ever the hell I like,
48. I have no regrets. (Well one, Helen Johnson. sigh)
49. Never taken drugs. Although people would disagree.
50. Have three tatoos. Not intentional. Stabbed three times with a pencil as a kid.
51. I have the travel fever. Ive been all over the world ,but never further north than Manchester in England. Go figure !.
52. I appreciate good photography, although Im pretty bad at it myself.
53. Im self depreciating.
54. I have far less vital organs than I was born with. Thanks Cancer. Athough this saved my life.
55. I feel better than James Brown. No, really I do.
56. Im going to start running again this year.
57. Im silly.
58. I like jelly babies & bovril.
59. Don't like sprouts or Marmite.
60. I tend to live life on the outskirts of society, looking in, but secretly would rather be part of it.
61. Dont watch telly, but love movies & read too much.
62. I dropped out of University, but am a self taught mechanical design engineer.
63. Don't own a telephone, what does that say about me ?
64. Like to be out doors.
65. Need to be doing somthing. Anything to keep my mind happy.
66. I am terrible at small talk , because I can't be bothered with it.
67. love meeting interesting people.
68. Good listener I think. People for some reason ask me for advise. As if I know anything.
69. Stopped drawing and painting for a long while because of social pressure. I realise this was stupid because it makes me happy.
70. I can't delogate. Control freak I think or like things done my way.
71. Crosswords yay, suduko yawn.
72. Milk chocolate not dark.
73. Shy. Very. At 20 I wouldnt use a telephone. That level of shyness.
74. Like children, dont understand them.
75. Ive not decided what I want to do as a career yet. Im only 35!
76. I have no want for material things. Money is only a nescessary evil. Work & money or free time. Give me the time everytime.
77. Hate shopping. I have a 'seek & destroy' method, know what you need, go get it , get out. done.
78. Don't like clubbing, love rock festivals. Even been to good Jazz festivals if that's not a contradiction.
79. Fav' season : Autunm.
80. Movie Icon : Audry Hepburn. (Swoon)
81. Fav band: OMG its' I think it's Motorhead.
82. Fav' slut.: Wendy James (Transvision Vamp). Every one should have a favourite slut!
83. Fav' marsupial: The Echidna.
84. Secretive... no. I only have the one.
85. Im the only on of my group of freinds not married. OMG! I'm going to die lonlely.
(Bed sits, pot noodle & loneliness for me then.)
86. My brother, mother & I have been homless & on the street once. Now we have too many homes to live in at once between us. I belive fortune is a fickle thing. Take your oppitunities.
87. Don't smoke, but I may have mentioned I like Tea.
88. Am an avid sailor ,but am pretty much terrified of the sea.
89. I like to frighten the hell out of myself. Its the adrenaline rush.
90. Last album brought : Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs.
91. Last ablum aquired : Arctic Monkeys.
92. Have difficulty with Disney films. Far too Sacharine.
93. Hate the corperate, But have noticed my blog starting to take on a corperate image , must do somthing about this.
94. Like being with freinds & just talking. Always the last to leave. Does this make me clingy?
95. Am a really bad cook. I think it's because I can't be bothered with food after I've cooked it.
96. I prefer the utilatarian over the pretty. Dont understand the need for designer labels.
97. Im a different person to each of my groups of freinds. None ever seem to meet.
98. I like spotted dick, the pudding.
99. We all claim to be from somewhere, when at home I claim to be from my native London. Out of Norfolk I will defend the county beyond measure. I dont think I alone in this behavior.
100. I like to smile & joke.
101. I always take things one step too far.



How do you fit who you are into 100 things, especialy when they expand so rapidly?