Friday, January 20, 2006


Of course if wars were fought with conkers England would once agian have a nice little empire...simply because we've got all the really good conker trees.
The North American peanut would consigned to a historical foot note.
Australia , we would laugh at you Macedamias.
We would however be buggered if the south Americans fought back with Brazil nuts.
....And thinking about it coconuts would constitute an arms race and see a drastic shift in military power toward the west indies & polynesian island chain.
Hmmm....I may need to re-consider my stratigies , may be some form of soft fruits.

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