Tuesday, May 09, 2006

...starfish


So Jenny became the worlds first starfish & Ronny suffocated painfully in the empty void of space.
Moral : Never leave your fish bowl beside the hat stand.



2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hee Hee.
I believe you are the sweetest most demented ENGLISH person I know. Well, I don't 'know' know you in the Biblical fashion, but I do 'know' you...don't I?
Thanks for the nude photos taken while sailing. If I were you, I'd have that mole checked out though. You know the one.

sim said...

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Dementia is in the mind of the holder.

It's odd you should joke about nude sailing photos.
To cut a short story long, I just recieved a video diary from one of the crew I sailed with on the tall ships this year.
It just happened thet the Bosun of the ship (In this case female) had a birthday for which the male members of my watch presented her with a nice photo of bare bottoms lined up in a row. Very tasteful of course.
Trouble is , the cd has now been issued to all 70 odd members of the crew & my parents also want to see my holiday photos.

Of which a shot of my rear appears to be one of.

Oh , I've checked there is no mole.

eek !